You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself

My husband and I have a weird obsession with the actor Michael Ironside. But honestly, we didn't know his name until a few days ago and just called him Rasczak (and sometimes, Roughnecks, Rasczack's Roughnecks). We didn't understand how he is in every movie and plays the same character. My thoughts on learning his name were "fuck yeah, you name is Ironside!" We each have our favorite Michael Ironside quote that we will say to each other when the mood strikes us. His is "Come on you apes, you want to live forever!" from Starship Troopers, and mine is "Some kid drops a candy wrapper. You make him pick it up...and eat it!" from the Next Karate Kid.

The only reason why I am thinking about this is because I recently learned about the remake of Total Recall, which totally baffles me. First, I hate Colin Farrell. Second, why? Third, PG-13, what the fuck! There are three things about Total Recall that you cannot change, and my guess is that it will be changed if it has a PG-13 rating.

I think I'm going to make my husband watch a Michael Ironside marathon with me. This movie looks awful: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/killing_man/